i have many habits that i have not changed. one examples is my famous handwriting. since primary one, teachers have been telling me to improve my handwriting and in a year i would have countless number of penmanships but mu handwriting remains the same. i don't know why too. maybe it is because i am lazy to change but one thing is for sure, i write very slow when i am neat. this year, mrs toh had told me to improve my handwriting for the second time alreay but i didn't pay heed to her words. the good thing is that teachers don't mind me typing out my work. for example, mrs toh once said that work is to be handwritten but after a while, she didn't care whether i typed out her work or not. i think she got fed-up over my handwriting. another good thing is that i do not need to write my name(just class only) and people would know it is mine.
i always procastinate when it comes to doing work. i do not procastinate when it comes to watching televison programmes or using the computer and somehow i cannot bring this over to my studies. maybe i am addicted to the TV and computer...
here are some interesting facts...
- 4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year.
- In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions.
- SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
- In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
- Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
- Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
- In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.
- The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
- If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.
- Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
- The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
- If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.(amazing!!!)
- Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.(????)
- You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
- A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.(should dig more then!!)
- Without its lining of mucus your stomach would digest itself.
- There are more living organisms on the skin of each human than there are humans on the surface of the earth.
- Each rubber molecule is made of 65,000 individual atoms.
- Every second around 100 lightning bolts strike the Earth.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill an Olympic sized swimming pool.
- Every hour the Universe expands by a billion miles in all directions.
- Every year over one million earthquakes shake the Earth.
- When a flea jumps, the rate of acceleration is 20 times that of the space shuttle during launch.
- Somewhere in the flicker of a badly tuned TV set, is the background radiation from the Big Bang.
- In the 14th century the Black Death killed 75,000,000 people. It was carried by fleas on the black rat.
- The average speed of Heinz™ ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year.
- You consume one tenth (.1) calories when you lick a stamp.
- 60 % of statistics are made up...
- The first non-human to win an Oscar was Mickey Mouse.
- Pi has been calculated to over 2,260,321,363 digits.
- The left leg of a chicken is more tender than the right one.
- There are only 18 countries richer than Bill Gates
- Every year more people are killed by donkeys, than in aircraft crashes.
- The number of births in India each year is greater than the entire population of Australia.(!!!!!)
- In 1977, George Willig was fined $1.10 for climbing the World Trade Center building.
- If you yelled for 8 years ,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat a cup of coffee.
- Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour!(ouch)
- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the body it could squirt blood 30 feet!
- In downtown Lima, Peru, there is a large brass statue dedicated to Winnie-the-Pooh.
- There are more plastic lawn flamingos in the US than real ones.
- 2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.
- The Roman Catholic Church did not acknowledge that the earth revolves around the sun until the mid 1990’s.
- In 50 million years, it is likely that Mars will have a ring around it.
- A deltiologist is someone who collects postcards
- The shortest war ever recorded lasted only 38 minutes. (Britain vs. Zanzibar in 1896)
- Despite a population of over a billion, China has only about 200 family names
- In 1892, Italy raised the minimum age for marriage for girls to 12
- Up to three thousand species of trees have been cataloged in square mile of the Amazon jungle.(wow!)
- We are in the middle of an ice age. Ice ages include both cold and warm periods; at the moment we are experiencing a relatively warm span of time known as an interglacial period. Geologists believe that the warmest part of this period occurred from 1890 through 1945 and that since 1945 things have slowly begun freezing up again.
- A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years.(poor thing really)
verse of the day: “Teach the older men to be temperate, worthy of respect, self-controlled, and sound in faith, in love and in endurance.”- Titus 2:2
next time:funny facts (entirely copy pasted)
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- letters to insurance companies........preview:
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.