I've found a friend who died for me

Today was a half day and I got back my physics test result. Amazingly, I got 21/30, my highest score for physics as far as I can remember. After school, I treated hoe xian to subway, pretty expensive but since it is his birthday then nvm. Anyway, after subway we went to watch “the hangover”, an extremely funny and sick movie, it was cool. I give it 4/5 for movie rating and 3/5 for sick rating. It is a must-watch, extremely funny. I was like laughing the whole time but it is really sick too. Just make sure you are born in 1993 at least. Alright, I am too lazy to post. Happy birth day again hoe xian.

Here are some funny jokes to brighten up your day.
Funny truths about life in Singapore

1. Night - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Night - Cannot Sleep

3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy? (Chewing Gum banned)

5. Smell Of rubbish besides Letter boxes; Rubbish inside Letter box

6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain

7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More

8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but don’t know how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in Singapore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF (Gov't forced savings for old age) ....but no Cash and lots of loans

10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese (Singlish) and Mainland Chinese

11. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain

12. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost passengers (no one likes to move to the back of the bus)

verse of the day: “All your words are true; all your righteous laws are eternal.”- Psalm 119:160