I've found a friend who died for me

on sunday, i watched the NDP parade. much to my surprise, it was new. the ideas were fresh and it was simply
fantastic.i can't remember much already but i love the fireworks!!!

anyway, i am going to be sent out of class to the staircase-with-the-beautiful-scenery because of a dot.
i fogot to put a dot on my chromatography diagram and Mdm Yaw caught me. i really don't know that i need
to put the dot.one dot cause me to sit at the staircase for the second time. one dot would cause me to be
have more mosquito bites surely. one dot would cause me to suffer in the heat. anyway, six other people would be joining me, maybe more if people don't score their
Chemistry Nov'07.

here are some jokes(if you consider them as jokes).

New definitions

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.>

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have. I have character lines.

verse of the day:“I rejoice in following your statutes as one rejoices in great riches.”- Psalm 119:14